Weekend “Caption This!” Contest

it's gonna be ben. not the failbot surely. also valencia isn't scared of us so lets hope we beat the crap out of them today. community shield on sunday too!

Sheeeeet VDS, watcha have to break your damn fingers for?
*Panic central*

Buffon please? No Failbot pls *shudders*

http://www.manutd.com/default....{F9E570E6-407E-44BC-800F-4A3110258114}&newsid=6637325

Bad times...

Pic 1: Right Berba, this is the last time I'm punching you in the face so you'll look alive in the match later.

Pic 2: Macheda accidentally presses the "Owen reads" button on the Owen-remote-control.

Pic 3:Stop joking with us Wes, I think the physio's right there getting worried you'll pull a muscle.

LOL EVERYONE IS doing these things LOL even the nike official site has this! :D

Does that make Berba the most expensive punching bag ever?

For the roon pic... ok pretend your tevez.

anderson= sweet free kick, crap dance moves. i think michael jackson is rolling over in his grave they were such a disservice.

that scouser needs a tan

Anderson, #3 made me laugh out loud... well played...

pic one: Jack Baur taught me this, "TELL ME WHERE THE TROPHIES ARE!"

pic 2: never too old for detention.

pic 3: "Shit! I thought we sold you ages ago!, Johnnie! did you know he was still here?"

Owen: Hey Macheda, it says here that you're in negotiations with Barca, like right now. WTF?
Macheda: They're called tabloids for a reason, Michael. Not everything is based on fact, like your self-advertising booklet.

Wayne "Sorry Dimi, I thought you were Michael Gray for a second"

Kiko "Do you think Ronnie left any hair gel behind?"
Owen "Wow, Self Ridges has a cracking deal on knee braces right now!"

Rooney "Look! Fergie is wearing ankle socks and short shorts again!"

1)Rooney: Stay still Dimi, Fergie told me to practice hitting the target.
2)Macheda: Look busy Mikey, there are a couple of angry looking Newcastle fans at the counter.
3)Rooney: See Darron, I told you Wes was still alive.

1) "I saw Hostel. Isn't this how you say hello in your country?"

2) Michael Owen had to adjust to the printed word, as it was banned in Newcastle several years ago

3) "HaHaHa... What a funny practical joke... Making me think Wes was dead for an entire year... Oh man... Where are your cornrows?"

Rooney: You stood in front of my free kick.. take that
Macheda thinking: Oh Boy.. he's reads the Sun and I can't even read yet..its gonna be a long season!
Rooney: Guys I'm telling you he has his up!