Weekend “Caption This!” Contest

By: Taylor Rockwell | July 31st, 2009

In keeping with the ongoing tradition of being just behind Barcelona, I figured I would start Friday off with a little thievery. After our devastating (just kidding) defeat yesterday, I figured the best way to regroup was with a bit of comedy. So, whoever can throw out the best three captions wins dance lessons from Anderson and a negotiating lessons from Gary Neville.

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Photo 2

Photo 3

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• Mat |  July 31st, 2009 at 5:36 am

  
  
  

  Rooney: You stood in front of my free kick.. take that
  Macheda thinking: Oh Boy.. he’s reads the Sun and I can’t even read yet..its gonna be a long season!
  Rooney: Guys I’m telling you he has his up!

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• William |  July 31st, 2009 at 6:35 am

  
  
  

  1) “I saw Hostel. Isn’t this how you say hello in your country?”

  2) Michael Owen had to adjust to the printed word, as it was banned in Newcastle several years ago

  3) “HaHaHa… What a funny practical joke… Making me think Wes was dead for an entire year… Oh man… Where are your cornrows?”

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• Amar |  July 31st, 2009 at 7:03 am

  
  
  

  1)Rooney: Stay still Dimi, Fergie told me to practice hitting the target.
  2)Macheda: Look busy Mikey, there are a couple of angry looking Newcastle fans at the counter.
  3)Rooney: See Darron, I told you Wes was still alive.

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• Colin |  July 31st, 2009 at 7:27 am

  
  
  

  Wayne “Sorry Dimi, I thought you were Michael Gray for a second”

  Kiko “Do you think Ronnie left any hair gel behind?”
  Owen “Wow, Self Ridges has a cracking deal on knee braces right now!”

  Rooney “Look! Fergie is wearing ankle socks and short shorts again!”

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• Luka |  July 31st, 2009 at 8:01 am

  
  
  

  Owen: Hey Macheda, it says here that you’re in negotiations with Barca, like right now. WTF?
  Macheda: They’re called tabloids for a reason, Michael. Not everything is based on fact, like your self-advertising booklet.

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• andersen |  July 31st, 2009 at 10:07 am

  
  
  

  pic one: Jack Baur taught me this, “TELL ME WHERE THE TROPHIES ARE!”

  pic 2: never too old for detention.

  pic 3: “Shit! I thought we sold you ages ago!, Johnnie! did you know he was still here?”

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• William |  July 31st, 2009 at 10:45 am

  
  
  

  Anderson, #3 made me laugh out loud… well played…

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• Paul |  July 31st, 2009 at 9:33 pm

  
  
  

  I would like the record to reflect that this tradition did not start with Barcelona- they were a little behind my Athletic Club Bilbao blog

  (http://bilbao.theoffside.com/team-news/caption-this-3-with-last-weeks-winner.html)

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• evaldo |  August 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am

  
  
  

  that scouser needs a tan

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• evaldo |  August 1st, 2009 at 11:02 am

  
  
  

  anderson= sweet free kick, crap dance moves. i think michael jackson is rolling over in his grave they were such a disservice.

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• Nick D |  August 2nd, 2009 at 12:09 am

  
  
  

  For the roon pic… ok pretend your tevez.

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• Shazback |  August 2nd, 2009 at 8:27 am

  
  
  

  Does that make Berba the most expensive punching bag ever?

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• eklavya |  August 3rd, 2009 at 1:23 am

  
  
  

  LOL EVERYONE IS doing these things LOL even the nike official site has this!

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• miele |  August 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 pm

  
  
  

  Pic 1: Right Berba, this is the last time I’m punching you in the face so you’ll look alive in the match later.

  Pic 2: Macheda accidentally presses the “Owen reads” button on the Owen-remote-control.

  Pic 3:Stop joking with us Wes, I think the physio’s right there getting worried you’ll pull a muscle.

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• Colin |  August 4th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

  
  
  

  http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid={F9E570E6-407E-44BC-800F-4A3110258114}&newsid=6637325

  Bad times…

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• miele |  August 4th, 2009 at 7:41 pm

  
  
  

  Sheeeeet VDS, watcha have to break your damn fingers for?
  *Panic central*

  Buffon please? No Failbot pls *shudders*

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• matt |  August 5th, 2009 at 7:53 am

  
  
  

  it’s gonna be ben. not the failbot surely. also valencia isn’t scared of us so lets hope we beat the crap out of them today. community shield on sunday too!

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