United to Real Madrid: We’re Richer Than You, and You Ain’t Having Ronaldo
By: Nick | January 11th, 2008
Dear Real Madrid,
We’d just like to let you know that as of today, we’re officially richer than you. A mere 12 Euros richer, but richer nonetheless.
Also, despite your constant bleating to the contrary (shut up already!), you’re not getting Cristiano Ronaldo. Never, ever.
Finally, thanks for taking Van Nistelrooy and Heinze off our hands — it’s clear we’ve been much better without them.
Sincerely, Manchester United Football Club.
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Yes, I agree Real Madrid go and look elsewhere for your next scorer. CR belongs to Man U I like Man U and he MUST STAY with Sir Ferguson. After all Man U has been good to you why didnt Real madrid buy you from Portugal like Man U did????because they didnt give a damm about you , now that you are famous and good they want you. sa
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