Slave Clearly Must Be Stopped
By: Taylor Rockwell | June 2nd, 2009After the Barca match, a frustrated and visibly fatigued Slave spoke briefly with the media. When asked about his future, the Portuguese once-winger stated, “About clubs, I do not want to talk about that, I want to rest, go on holiday, I am very tired, I have played a lot of games, a lot of pressure. The future, we will see.” Apparently, Slave decided the best way to help the depressed United fans would be to dress up in absurd outfits and entertain the masses (much like a clown)… because that’s the only reason why a normal human would have allowed the following photographs to have been posted.
We’ve all seen the embarrassing photos of him in the past, but these may just force Wayne into another bender. I think that this type of behavior should really be factored into the World Player of the Year voting system.
Moderator: Mr. Ronaldo and Mr. Messi, clearly, you are two of the most gifted footballers on earth… but have either of you ever posed for pictures that would make both you, your club, and everyone that follows that club look like a laughing stock?”
Messi: “No. Obviously not. I am too short to even appear in photographs.”
Slave: “Erm… well… I have dated several ridiculously hot women.”
Moderator: Which leads me to my next question… have either of you ever dated hot women only to throw the media off of your real love… strange bald men? We call this the Michael Jackson-Brooke Shields Defense.”
Messi: “A Jedi has no need for women.”
Slave: “To be fair, that really isn’t a particularly flattering picture of him… I mean… no. Never.”
I don’t mean to be insensitive out there who love them some fashion… I just can’t get over the fact that Slave keeps finding new ways to humiliate United fans. If it’s not ruining a European final by playing out of position then it’s wearing outfits that would make Elton John blush.
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Arrrggghhhh! Beer…….now!!!
What a ball bag that guy is. The pink flower and the white hot pants, AND the fat bald guy rubbing his stomach, strange stuff.
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Ireland
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what a dumbass he is
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I feel sorry for the piece of gum Fergie is chewing when he sees these.
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What is the matter with him…
Aside from being horrified by these photos, anyone notice how before the game he said several times “I want to stay” and now he isn’t so sure. I really don’t know how I feel about him anymore, if I want him at the club or not. On the one hand, he’s a great player and still getting better. On the other, he’s making a complete mockery of us. Not only with gay pictures like this, but with our willingness to put up with any of his shit, even when he says he wants to leave us. Is having the best player in the world at the club worth our dignity?
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in all fairness to the bald man…i’d totally want to feel Ronaldo’s abs too.
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Yeah elle, no pink flower nor cap will distract me from those entrancing hip-dips.
Oops is this Kickette or theoffside?
Colin, you’ve made me spray coffee over the keyboard.
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That’s why I would never want Cristine on my team. Only 5 year old girls should be allowed to wear such clothes.
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those photos are the most puke inducing images i have seen since flourent malouda’s hair.
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