Minor Vindication

Dear King Franco FC Fans,
Have you ever wondered what it was like to have a media liability on your squad? Well wonder no more! Because thanks to 80 million banknotes soon to be sent Manchester’s way, you now have one. I was reading some soccer related articles, when I was sent these photos from a celebrity gossip site. I would prefer if no one made a jump in logic there.

Anyway, apparently Slave was captured making out with Paris Hilton a while back. The pictures are a bit grainy, but there was definitely enough contact there for Slave to need to get checked for VD. Which seems only fitting, as now the hyperbolic claims that Fergie sold Franco FC a virus don’t seem so far fetched anymore.

I don’t really care about what players do with their personal lives, unless it involves beating up teenagers at a McDonald’s. Then they can just go straight to hell. However, I thought this warranted mentioning because, for the first time in a long time, I no longer have to be embarrassed by the antics of a prima donna pretty boy. Of course, I’m sure that I’ve jinxed myself and tomorrow there will be photos of Anderson hooking up with Heidi and Spencer or some shite lack that… until then, I take solace in the fact that Slave is now Franco’s headache. Now let’s get on with the business of being linked with a transfer for (apparently) everyone who has ever put on a pair of football boots.

Oh, and if those images aren’t enough, here’s a creepy, peeping-tom-esque video of Slave departing Paris’ company at 5AM… ostensibly to take a seven hour shower… there’s not enough soap in the world to scrub off the remnants of the toxic bacteria frappe you just dipped into… poor kid.

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