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Weekend “Caption This!” Contest
By: Taylor Rockwell |In keeping with the ongoing tradition of being just behind Barcelona, I figured I would start Friday off with a little thievery. After our devastating (just kidding) defeat yesterday, I figured the best way to regroup was with a bit of comedy. So, whoever can throw out the best three captions wins dance lessons from [...]
REALLY TEVEZ? REALLY? SERIOUSLY?
By: Taylor Rockwell |Cheers to Colin for pointing this one out, but The Spoiler put up a post discussing Carlos Tevez’ love of first team football. Only the exact opposite.
When asked in an interview about his feelings regarding the plethora of strikers currently employed by Citeh, the former United player stated, “When you are at a top club [...]
United 2 – Boca Juniors 1: Match Highlights
By: Taylor Rockwell |He did it. He finally did it. Two years after he was signed from Porto, Anderson scored his first goal (shootout penalties don’t count) for Manchester United. And what a goal it was. A left footed bender off the post from about 25 out started yesterday’s match off properly, and Valencia’s semi (okay, very) lucky [...]
United v Boca – Random Updates
By: Taylor Rockwell |90+ – AND THAT’S THE FINAL WHISTLE! Anderson with the first goal, and Valencia nets the winner. United struggled at times in the second half, but a win is a win… and Boca certainly aren’t pushovers. So well done to United! See you all tomorrow!
89′ – Announcers say (for roughly the 3000th time) that it [...]
Pre-Boca Juniors Bits and Bobs
By: Taylor Rockwell |Manchester United will kick off the European leg of their preseason campaign with their first match in the Audi Cup 2009 against Argentinean side Boca Juniors. Kickoff is scheduled for 12:30PM EST, and will be immediately followed by Bayern Munich going up against AC Milan.
While preseason friendlies can sometimes be tedious affairs, today’s match [...]
Jose Mourninho: I Would Love to Coach United to 1-0 Victories
By: Taylor Rockwell |In a move that will surely not please Inter Milan fans, Jose Mourinho indicated that he would be a willing replacement for Sir Alex Ferguson when/if the aging Scotsman ever retires. “I would consider going to Manchester United, but United have to consider if they want me to succeed Sir Alex Ferguson. If they do, [...]
10 Things We Learned From the Red Devils’ Asian Tour
By: Taylor Rockwell |With their win over Hangzhou on Sunday, United wrapped their Asian Tour in fairly convincing style. The victory pushed the Red Devils preseason record to 4-0 with 16 goals for and 6 against. So just what should the average fan take away from these matches? That may be a bit difficult to determine, but here [...]
Match Highlights: United 8 – Greentown 2
By: Taylor Rockwell |China may have all the world’s jobs, but today it was a strong Manchester United team that had all the goals. The Red Devils put on an impressive performance, and slaughtered Huangzhou with four goals in the first half. Michael Owen (two goals), Dimitar Berbatov, Zoran Tosic, Nani, and Ryan Giggs (three goals) all got [...]
Over the Hill? Michael Owen Would Disagree
By: Taylor Rockwell |Since he signed for United nearly a month ago, there has been a fair amount of back and forth regarding Michael Owen. If you were to believe every Asian that has seen him in a United kit thus far, one might tend to believe that he was the second coming of King Eric Cantona. More [...]
United 3 – FC Seoul 2 : Match Highlights
By: Taylor Rockwell |United continued their winning ways this evening/afternoon/morning, defeating Korean side FC Seoul 3-2. Goals from Wayne Rooney, Kiko Macheda, and Dimitar Berbatov kept United undefeated through three matches of their Asian Tour. Perhaps more notable than the scoreline was the fact that the Korean crowds apparently haven’t calmed down a bit since 2002. Every time [...]






